First Prog: 1049 (I think?)
Latest Prog: 2011 (no, not the Xmas Prog from 2010, the 'real' one, the Xmas Prog from 2016. Definitely not confusing at all.)
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| Watson's first appearance on the short-lived 'reader profile' slot. |
First Meg: beats me
Latest Meg: he’s basically in every Meg that has a letters page at this point…
Total appearances: 94
- and let’s pause here
to acknowledge the delightfully bizarre fact that Mr Watson (aka Button Man,
aka Comic Book Guy, aka Jolyon Wagg, to pick out his internet handles / avatars)
has had more of his work printed in the Prog or Meg than the likes of Simon
Bisley or Bryan Talbot, to name just two all-time comics legends. He’s even
been paid for it, in the form of postcards, Heroclix figures and no doubt a
library’s worth of 2000AD collected editions. Zarjaz!
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| The Three Torquemadas! |
In celebration of reader’s letters and reader
art:
Don’t worry, I’m not
actually going to spend a blog post analysing the style and content of Stephen
Watson’s writing. Frankly, he’s done that plenty enough all by himself.
But I will say that
Tharg’s Nerve Centre / Input page has ever been a vital part of the Prog
reading experience.
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| Classic era Nerve Centre, with editorial and letters all on one page. I'd guess Steve Cook is on layouts at this point, and Alan McKenzie is doing the Tharg thing with words (Burton on editing). I miss the three-handled scissors joke. |
Sometimes, it’s the
reader’s letters that raise a smile, more often it’s Tharg’s withering replies
and effortless ability to never answer specific questions about when a favourite
series is coming back, unless it’s in the very next issue. And of course
there’s the sense of community it brings. Even people who would never dream of
writing in (and I was such for at least 15 years of being a regular reader) can
enjoy the fact of seeing other fans giving an opinion.
Before the internet,
or more specifically, before the 2000AD forum opened up, these letters were the
only way I had any sense of what any other 2000AD fan liked or hated about the
comic. And boy, do people have some contrary opinions sometimes.
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| McGrath has a point - you gotta watch to ensure any given Prog meets its gore quotient. But yes, this sort of letter genuinely made me think that Inferno had gone down with the readership as a stone-cold classic, which confused me. |
No less a person than
Pat Mills has often stated how much readers letters and polling charts were
taken very seriously by editorial. For whatever reason, letters from children
are seemingly listened to more than internet postings from adult fans. I wonder
if it’s just a matter of numbers? There are surely more people who’ve had
letters published in 2000AD than have posted something on the forum, for
example. And that’s not counting the many who wrote in but weren’t printed.
I’m not entirely sure
it’s fair to say that someone who writes a letter to a comic is inherently more
‘mainstream’ than someone who posts on an internet forum, but what do I know?
I’d like to think of myself as someone who approaches 2000AD with a mainstream
sensibility, but I’m also aware that I’m an obsessive who has surrounded
himself with comics his whole life, 2000AD especially.
Back to the
celebration of letters pages! For a long time, it was pretty unusual to see a
reader’s letter – or drawing – from a name you recognised. But then in the 90s
some names started to recur.
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| Two big names in letters on one Input page! |
Partly it’s because they had unusual names – Floyd
Kermode and Linton Porteous, I’m looking at you – but partly it must have been
because fewer and fewer people were writing in – even when email took over and
made it all easier, I imagine the numbers were down on the heyday of 1986.
Heck, by the mid 2000s, I was recognising even the more ‘anonymous’ names, (no
offence, Steve Frame and Ashley Beeching). As a forum regular, the letters
columns can sometimes be an extension of my forays into internet fandom. A
letter from Grant Goggans, for example, carries a certain weight, because his
love for 2000AD is well documented.
Or one from Dave Evans
commenting on the quality of strip and art has the ring of truth from a working editor.
The first letter
writing stars I noticed were in fact in the pages of the Megazine. Then-editor
David Bishop clearly enjoyed the reader interaction bit, and encouraged debate.
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| Bishop liked to run letters that gave strips a kicking. (Although the flattery at the end couldn't have hurt) |
Two names, of people who may or may not have actually been chums, came up a
bunch of times, often as a double-act, and often under attack for their forthright views: it's Matt Nixon &
El Sloano.
I’ve already
name-checked Floyd Kermode*, but one can’t underestimate his presence in the
Prog. It got to the point where other letter-writers referred to him in their
own letters. And it didn’t hurt that he wrote well. He certainly earned his
spot as a 2000AD fandom-celeb in his own right, with a delightful monthly column once upon
a time.
I won’t go through the
list of other prolific writers one by one – because I don’t need to! Stephen
Watson himself has famously logged EVERY SINGLE READER LETTER into a massive
spreadsheet, known affectionately as ‘the Beast’. Here’s the Top 28 letter
writers, as of February 2016 (and I’m sure he’ll send you an update if you ask him
nicely):
Yup, that’s me at
number 12. I’m not proud.
And yes, that’s THE
Simon Spurrier at Number 27, the most prolific letter hack turned script droid.
Other big names on that front include Warren Ellis.
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| Spurrier plugs a fanzine and the career of a promising young editor... |
But let’s move onto
the Reader Art. Much harder to get a picture published lately, especially since
Tharg unofficially stopped printing anything other than photos of tots with
Progs, Tooth Tattoos, and a slew of amazingly impressive fan-built models,
replicas and other such creative delights.
Back in the good bad old days, we used to get puntastic efforts like this:
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| Reader art - the secret inspiration for Droid Life |
Or just delightful goofiness like this:
And the ever-popular mash-up:
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| (The Samurai in question is celarly inspired by Cam Kennedy's work on Judge Dredd: The Warlord) |
The mash-up often extended to real-world figures.
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| A lovely piece of art, which fits into 2000AD not because John Major, Pinhead or even Clive Barker have any connection to the comic, but because good old Tory-policy-bashing, and above all, pun-based art was a thing |
Very occasionally, we'd get treated to a comic strip:
It probably wouldn’t
sell too well (Wardog / Bison levels, not Case Files levels), but a collection
of 2000AD reader art would be tremendous. Flog it to Hipsters in Hoxton and
you’d get several pounds at least.
I couldn’t resist compiling
a few examples here, especially the long-running Dredd’s Dark Secret series that
was in full swing when I first laid eyes on the Prog in 1985/6/7. All credits
are on the scans. And yes, Dark Secret #3 is missing! Couldn't find it for the life of me, but it's lurking somehwer in the mid-400s, or maybe a Special?
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| J D Tomlinson... Hmmm. |
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| Simon Spencer? Could it be..? |
The list of future art
droids who had reader art published is an ongoing project. Much of it listed
here.
I've stumbled upon some other who may or may not
be eligible to add to the list (hard to be sure it’s not just a double-name
coincidence):
Alan Barnes (pretty
sure this IS the man who would go on to edit the Megazine, since he confesses
in one of his editorials):
Eoin Coveney:
Jim Vickers:
Kev Hopgood
Back to the 'Dredd secret' meme...
What I'm saying is, hold onto your old Progs! Until it's all digitzed, there's no other way to preserve these lovely slices of fandom.
More on letter writers:
All from the 2000AD online Forum:
(a forum posting that stretches to an
extraordinary 36 pages!)
-more of the same, but only 2 pages-worth this
time.
Letters of note (Tharg edition)
– a 2016 variation compiling examples of future writers/artists to have appeared in the Prog.
– a 2016 variation compiling examples of future writers/artists to have appeared in the Prog.
More on Stephen Watson:
The ‘W’ moviechallenge is endlessly delightful. Well, not endlessly. I guess there’s a
finite number of eligible films…
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| What's your dream 2000AD 5-a-side team? (with 2 subs) |
*Fans from the late
90s may recall that Kermode lived in Saitama,
Japan at the
time. Not because of him, but I ended up there myself for six months in 1997. I
can see why he wrote a lot of letters (not because it’s boring, but
travel/going out was hella expensive).
